I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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