your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
Randomize
