Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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