the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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