I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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