Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just had sex on a roof
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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