Already got asked if we're dating
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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