There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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