He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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