You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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