he wants to bone in the snuggie
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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