The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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