But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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