I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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