I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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