he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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