just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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