you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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