Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Randomize