Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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