Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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