yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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