I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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