Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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