turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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