As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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