thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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