the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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