He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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