But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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