That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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