You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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