Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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