Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
