Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I forgot wine drunk hurts
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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