How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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