so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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