A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Randomize
