..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I forget how to act sober
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