the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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