This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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