Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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