Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He better not be in your backpack
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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