I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Randomize
