So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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