if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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