you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Can't talk, ducks in the car
we're so committed to being not committed
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