They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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