Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I think I died a long time ago.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
