whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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