So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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